How to speak Canadian - Now with more OZ-T and less "Eh"!

There's a dick joke in there somewhere.

 

thats exactly what an anti-Canadian racist would say

a pox on your portage

 

Hey! I'm from Portage.

Nuthin' to write home about though.

 

I find it funny that the hidden insinuation is that there's always an open slot, and nobody out of the thousands of active members qualify for it.


"Candidate 41006 will walk anyone through an electrical thread, but he's an absolute cock in the 'can I tow it' threads." Disqualified. Next...

 

My tone in a written post? I can't control that you read my post like I just got done fucking your wife.

Completely out of my control

 

To summarize, there are some stupid fuckers here, just like in real life.

 

much like reading sarcasm








at least I think he was being sarcastic

















fuck

 

I'm clearly making a point that if something isn't offensive you can read it in a way that is offensive. That's not on the original poster

 

Is it wrong that I read your posts in Morgan Freemans voice?

 

Fvcking Alberquerque

 

At risk of eating shit a second time, this thread is a good example. I made a joke about one state and copped a 30 day from a mod from that state, mundosold made some equivalent comments about another state (actually worse, just from a "at least make good posts" sense, calling people cucks, etc) and the same mod edited out the offensive part and didn't nuke him at all.

Hey, you wanted an example, don't shoot the messenger.

 

didnt you hear the quote? "dont mess with texas"

 

Anyone figure out how to contact the mods yet?

 

Just say your favorite politician's name 3 times.

 

We need a mod appreciation day.

 

So you like shitting on lefties? Well I and many others here take extreme offense to that.

I NEED A MODERATOR RIGHT NOW. Please ban this guy. I'm totally offended and if something isn't done I may have to get the FCC involved. And if I'm not allowed to talk about right wing conspiracy theories you most certainly shouldnt be allowed talk about shitting on those you don't agree with.

 

We have one, on Feb 31st.

 

It has taught me too much.