Whatever

I love shooting coyotes!!

Do you wear orange during youth season? I'm certain I will.

We have these 2000 pound cardboard totes of coconut oil at work....my dream is to run my forklift forks thru every one of them on my last day.
#lifegoals

Need me to git in there and shift yer gears??

 

The new trucks do that for ya. All you gotta do anymore is hold the steering wheel.

 

The combines been going at night here this week. Can someone tell me why they do it at night?

 

Possibly trying to git dun before rain?
Or maybe they're married and can't stand to be at home with their wives? Or maybe their wives are hounding them for that new TRD Off Road 4Runner in Lunar Mist?
So many reasons.....

 

How could I have not considered that?

 

I take it with me.

 

I need to get an orange hat to hide out there for the walk back to the truck.

 

Didn’t check his straps?

 

We’ve been running from around 5 or 6am until around midnight every night. Weather has been great so ya got to keep going while ya can.

 

Story time…

in a previous life, me, Lt. Rossi and Marky Mark are hanging around the station watching TV, scratching ourselves and picking our noses… BEEP BOOP GNAGHHH!

‘VEHICLE FIRE WITH ENTRAPMENT’

we jump in, I flick ALL the switches and away we go.

‘bout this time the chief calls and says he’s 10-20 and has a fully involved car v. car on the shoulder of the expressway and tells us to come up the ramp the wrong way and down the shoulder on the wrong side.

Now, it’s 5:00 rush hour, with a fireball on the side of the road, so imagine about five miles of a six lane parking lot…. I wheel up the ramp, on to the shoulder and have just enough room to squeeze the old LaFrance between the Jersey barrier and the traffic, going the wrong way, lights flashing, pedal to the metal, couple thousand gallons of water in my back pocket and big John yelling into the mic and hanging on the chain like an orangutan so no jackhole opens his door or pulls into my ‘lane’, head-on.

A few hundred yards from the Chief’s car, and the fireball, doing about 60, I step on the binders and…

nuthin’.

Lt. gets off the horn, I throw it in neutral, redline it, pray and we stop about six inches from the Chiefs bumper.

We put out the fire (nobody in the cars) and while we’re cleaning up the Chief slaps me on the back and tells me how well I positioned the engine.


(The idiot who plumbed it up did not put a check valve between the main tank and the brake reservoir…)

 

How about a hat with antlers on it?

 

I'm thinking of putting those in my RV so I don't trip over my GSD when I get up to pee during the night. Its the timer adjustable?

 

For Shauna's lil ninja....

Let's see if we can take all of these off of @wilcam47 's hands.

https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/christmas-ornaments-good-cause.780138/#post-27896063

 

Side note:

 

Gittin up early fer sum deers chasin...have a great night!!

 

Don’t forget your lubricant……

 

Never!!