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  1. Oct 5, 2022 at 11:46 AM
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    grdgz97

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    If two Vegans get into an argument...

    is it still called a beef?
     
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  3. Oct 8, 2022 at 8:58 AM
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    A perfectionist walks into a bar.

    Apparently, it wasn't set high enough.
     
    TartanEagle, Oct 8, 2022
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  4. Oct 9, 2022 at 5:24 AM
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    Brian_d, Oct 9, 2022
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  5. Oct 10, 2022 at 4:08 AM
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    Crowkiller06 Yeah, but this one goes to 11!

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    Or....
    "Whose blood is this?, Where did you get it?, Why is it in a bucket?"
     
    Crowkiller06, Oct 10, 2022
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  6. Oct 10, 2022 at 4:09 AM
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    Crowkiller06 Yeah, but this one goes to 11!

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    My family went out to a nice dinner last night.
    I ordered the duck.
    The bill was huge!
     
    Crowkiller06, Oct 10, 2022
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  7. Oct 10, 2022 at 4:09 AM
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    Crowkiller06 Yeah, but this one goes to 11!

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    What do you call a pug who lies around on the floor all day?

    A rug.
     
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    Crowkiller06, Oct 10, 2022
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  8. Oct 10, 2022 at 4:10 AM
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    Crowkiller06 Yeah, but this one goes to 11!

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    Which super power do you get when you become a parent?

    Supervision.
     
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  9. Oct 10, 2022 at 6:39 AM
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    Tactical_Panda Armchair Anarchist

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    Ego and Superego go into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry boys, I need to see some ID."
     
    Tactical_Panda, Oct 10, 2022
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  10. Oct 12, 2022 at 10:14 AM
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  11. Oct 14, 2022 at 7:14 PM
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    Tiny's Taco The Wanderer

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    That's a horrible idea. What time?
    Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?






    Because he conditioned it.
     
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  12. Oct 14, 2022 at 7:25 PM
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    What kind of bees make milk?

    Boo Bees
     
    Kosta2009, Oct 14, 2022
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  13. Oct 14, 2022 at 10:44 PM
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    Oof.
     
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  14. Oct 18, 2022 at 7:23 AM
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    This jokes rings a bell...
     
    9mmMike, Oct 18, 2022
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  15. Oct 18, 2022 at 7:50 AM
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    rleete

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    rleete Grumpy old man - get off my lawn

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    Elvis Costello and ABBA are touring together this winter but they haven't figured out who the headliner will be.



    So, watch for ABBA and Costello to find out who's on first.
     
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  16. Oct 21, 2022 at 3:51 AM
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    Crowkiller06 Yeah, but this one goes to 11!

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    What do you call Dangerous Precipitation?


    A Rain of terror.
     
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    Dad: Eat your carrots; they are good for your eyes and vision.

    Child: No dad, there is no proof of that.

    Dad: Of course there is! Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
     
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  19. Oct 22, 2022 at 11:21 AM
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    SRH My horns hold up my halo

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  20. Oct 24, 2022 at 11:50 AM
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    imjustabill1970 Twitter: imjustabill1970

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    Nurses always carry red crayons in case they need to draw blood.
     
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