Whatever

That's what you get for being a good citizen
Dunno about where you are, but here Voter Rolls = Jury Pool.

I've been called up twice.
First time I was an alternate juror, second time I was let off right away.

Be sure to blow your nose loudly.. and frequently.
Thank me later

 

You can’t blow your own nose.

 

@G8R_Taco

 

Good Morning!

 

boteman

 

Maybe the bailiff will take you out back and show you his big stick.

 

FIFY

 

? Retired Farmers

 

Just say that piece of shit is guilty!

 

... which reminds me


Unpopular Opinions With Gritto


Glocks Suck

... for first-time gun buyers

Most accidental discharges with a handgun involve:

1) Novices
2) Glocks

Yes, Glocks are very popular (I hear you saying), so not especially surprising.

But here's the thing:

1) The only safety is the trigger safety
2) Novice shooters tend to not be sufficiently careful about keeping their trigger finger out of the dadgum trigger guard until ready to shoot.
3) When racked, the striker is cocked, so... light trigger pull.

 

No. That’s a swamp hog.