Colorado B.S. Thread

stay warm fellers

 

Happy Friday kids!!!!! Long weekend for myself, hope others get some time off to recalibrate/ unwind.

 

& Happy Festivus!

Enjoy all the celebrations... Airing of grievances, feats of strength, the aluminum pole, Festivus dinner, Festivus miracles

 

The buffalo are hanging out at Danials Park.

 

They heard Deion Sanders was in town.

 

Well the mother in law has arrived.. You know what that means. Simple Pendleton and Dr P for now

 

First pour in the ol girl this year.

 

It was 26 deg warmer on top of Hoosier Pass at 11,500 ft., than it was when I got to Falcon at 6,800 ft. today. This reminds me of the winter inversion when I lived in Gunni 20 years ago.

 

When I lived in Alaska and boarded at Alyeska the upper bowl was in the 20s-30s when down below was single digits.. Craziest thing

 

The inversion in Gunnison was similar. Middle of January through the end of February we’d see lows of -40 almost nightly, you’d head up to Crested Butte and it would warm up to a balmy -10 to -20. The ice fisherman on Blue Mesa Reservoir looked at my buddy and I like we were nuts when we hauled the camping gear out to camp on the coldest nights. Camping on the ice was pretty cool (pun intended) listening to it crack and pop underneath you, it made some really interesting noises. We were totally safe on 2’ to 3’ of ice, but in the back of your mind there was always a fear of the ice breaking and being stuck in a sleeping bag and tent under water. I’m a wimp now, I really like living in the banana belt of the Western Slope.

 

Well @Wulf, as of today, I can now say I've played Red Rocks


The tune is Meditation from the opera, Thais.

My mom wanted all 7 kids to learn how to play an instrument, so from ages 4 to 11, I played the violin. When I was 11, I was more interested in baseball, basketball, and football and it took all my courage to tell my Mom I didn't want to play violin anymore, to which she simply said "OK". (Why didn't I ask her that years earlier?) The violin sat idle. A couple of years ago I started playing again to exercise my brain. Now that I have recently achieved sexagenarian status,


I realize the gift she gave me. I am no virtuoso as you can hear in the video but playing does soothe my soul.

Merry Christmas everyone!

 

Pretty good for an old guy.

 

Congratulations on your first red rocks show!!!!!

 

Also happy birthday!!! have an extra beer or 6, as a treat

 

SERENITY NOW SERENITY NOW

 

Merry Christmas Eve

 

'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat
The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.

Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude
Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube
When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,
That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry.

Up to the window I sprang like an elf,
Tore back the shade while she played with herself.
The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built,
Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer.
With a fat little driver, half out of his sled,
A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head.

Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite.
And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right.
Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz,
Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.

Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree,
Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee.
They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub,
Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.

And then from the roof we heard such a clatter,
As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder.
I was donning my jacket to cover my ass,
When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.

His suit was all smelly with perfume galore,
He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore.
"That was some brothel," he said with a smile,
"The reindeer are pooped, and I'll just stay here awhile.

He walked to the kitchen, himself poured a drink,
Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink.
I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee,
The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.

Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack,
But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed.
The first thing he found was a pair of false tits,
The next was a handgun with a penis that spits.

A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find,
And a six pair of panties, the edible kind.
A bra without nipples, a penis extension,
And several other things that I shouldn't even mention.

A cock ring, a G-string, and all types of oil,
A dildo so long, it lay in a coil.
"This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will shit,
So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split."

He filled every stocking and then took his leave,
With one tiny butt plug tucked under his sleeve.
He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead,
Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead.

In time he was seated, took the reins of his hitch,
Saying, "Take me home Rudolph, this night's been a bitch!"
The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout,
"The best thing about sex is that it never wears out!"

 

So.... got my truck service at 10k miles for an oil change, at in the Spring Motor way... It took them about 35min ish..... Thats pretty fast... Little bit worried LOL

 

They drained the transmission and put 6 quarts in the engine