Whatever

Congratulations!!

 

Thank You!

The secret on my end is to do you know what to her end.

Thank You and Congratulations to you and your wife.

Thank You!

Yup, no more inflate a date for this feller.

 

Thank You, Sir!

 

@Taco critter

 

congrats!

 

@Taco critter WTF does this switch do?

 

Thank You!

 

I was once so broke I had to sell my car to get gas money

Good Morning Whateverers

 

clearly, it grinds the key down to a, more comfortable, suppository shape…

 

It’s already too small.

 

try rotating it 90°…

 

Now it’s stuck.

 

That’s what she said

That’s what she said

That’s what she said

 

This made me laugh!! I shouldn’t have expected any less of a response from you!!

 

That reminds me of a song…
Walkin down Canal St.
knockin door to door
God Damn sonofabish
I couldn’t find a hoor

 

Finally found a hoor
She was tall and thin
God Damn sonofabish
I couldn’t get it in

Finally got it in
Swished it all about
God Damn sonofabish
I couldn’t get it out

Finally got it out
It was red and sore
God Damn sonofabish
I’ll never fvck a hoor

this was taught to me by a WWII Marine Corp. vet that was shot in the head and survived. He came home and became the beloved town character.
We were probably about 10 years old marching around town singing this at the top of our lungs till someone told my old man and I got a boot in the ass.

 

I can totally envision you doing that

 

I’m out of smokes and the tobacco store doesn’t open for 3 hours. I guess I’ll have to go get a pack of ready mades. I dunno if my lungs can handle the real thing anymore

 

So this is the easel I gave my niece yesterday for her birthday. I kinda designed it as I was making it.