I got ducked today

Exactly what I did haha

 

Better than getting cucked...unless of course, you're into that sort of thing.

 

*California has entered the chat*

 

OP... I'm a bit confused. You seem to be implying that this duck was left on your truck. In the quote above, you even said you made it "fly" across the parking lot. However, your avatar is a 2nd gen MGM, but the photo in your 1st post is clearly not MGM.



Secondly, it seems awfully coincidental that you posted on this duck subject back in January, and then in February, you get ducked.



2nd gen shenanigans? Or am I misinterpreting your posts?

 

You’re reaching for something that isn’t there. What you failed to notice is that that’s a 3rd gen door handle. Maybe I have 2 trucks? I didn’t duck myself either. And yes, I took that duck and hucked it into the bushes, cause that shit annoys me.

I’m starting to think it might have been you that ducked me.

 

Now I kinda want to see a picture of the truck. What plain white 3rd gen is worthy of a ducking?

 

What kind of tool bag owns a 2nd gen and comes to the 3rd gen forum to troll?

 

Just like when you go to take a piss...

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

I failed to "mention", but I did not fail to "notice".

For once, this isn't an auto correct error.

Mother Earth sheds a tear...

Like many others, I would never duck you, even if I were drunk.

 

Scandal brewing. False ducking is grounds for perma ban. MODS get on this.

 

After deliberation…a few more notes. OP claims to have ducked and hucked, right? Meaning he found the ducking to be greatly offensive or dissatisfactory, maybe embarrassing even.
Would a rational person share with countless strangers how they have been violated? Or would they bury it deep deep down so as not to cause a quasi #metoo type moment? I don’t think I would tell a soul that I had been on the receiving end of a ducking, probably by a manly Tacoma owner…unless…my motives were unpure.

 

So plain and boring I don’t have a pic of it

 

Keep digging. Where did the bad man really put the duck?

 

Last week I went to have dinner at a popular patio joint. When parking I accidentally ran over somebody's long forgotten sweater, laying discarded in the lot. When getting back from dinner the nasty ass sweater was hanging on my mirror. The obvious assumption was that a helpful citizen noticed the sweater, thought it belonged to the nearest vehicle, and tried to return it to it's rightful owner. Wasn't mine, but I appreciate the gesture.


Now, extrapolating that: there is an outside chance that op was parked next to a nice jeep. The Jeep drove away, not noticing that it got ducked. A helpful citizen tried to return a cute duck to the nearest vehicle. OP found it offensive and hucked it like it insulted his mom.

That is the only honest possibility on why a stock, white Tacoma got ducked. Calculate the odds between that and the other possibility. Not great, but it's enough to sink the prosecution.

However, hucking it like it insulted your mom? Not super cool. I wish that the most anger inducing event of my day was a duck.

 

Get out the butter and jelly cause OPs toast.

 

Reads post replies

*TW serving as a place for self validation confirmed*

 

It might be time to duck out of this quackery thread before someone gets their feather’s ruffled.

 

ooooh so thats why I see woman driven jeeps with dozens of ducks on the dashboard now I know!

 

Oh the places those ducks have been.

 

Oh gosh next thing people will start waving at you.