For Stock Rigs Only

Posted the same over on Tundras, but for others. I worked, so it made my shift an hour shorter.

 

You were up anyway…
Just like me…

 

Bacon makes mornings better.

 

Yes.

 

Not when I worked overnights. We had to stay an extra hour...

 

Ew. This schedule is 6 to 6. Not my fault it shows up early. My job isn't production related or anything either, so me staying doesn't do anything but cost them another hour's pay.

 

Thats some commie shit right there.

 

Morning

Sunny but windy.
Should be a nice day.
Rock on people

 

Try staying at work all day and not get paid cause not many cars came in.

 

I think bobbing around in the ocean three months straight at a whack for four years was plenty. Pass.

 

Rico is off to his new home!

A good ending for all. He didnt freeze to death abandoned in the woods, we dont have to listen to him crowing his ass off all hours, and the woman that took him was a super sweet older lady and was calling him ‘a little gentleman’

 

can that work on wood that is round?

 

Don't go stickin your dinky where you shouldn't stick your pinky!

 

I actually got in a little bit of trouble using something like that. When the new guy started they have to do a booklet on training and safety. He asked me what my favorite safety tip was. Me being the smartass I am said "don't put your hand where you wouldn't put your dick". Guy literally writes that in the book and then I get called in the office for it

 

Shake hands with danger...

 

Well obviously you said it wrong. No wonder you went to the office.

 

Ah shit...

 

That used to be a valid safety tip, but now there are guys that have decided to add.... ornamentation to their dick, so they'd no longer avoid putting it under a nail gun or a sewing machine.