WTF - Office Douche Bags

I worked with the biggest bunch of douche bags ever. No way anyone could suck or be more full of shit than the people who I used to work with. First off, I worked in a college admissions office (10 people) so right there you know these people get paid to bullshit high school kids and their parents. There was one girl who worked there who sucked worse at life than anyone I know. She was medicated on anti depressents and who knows what else. She was dangerous actually and got me in trouble for things that she made up! And she was repulsive! Anyway she used to say shit that would make my skin crawl and make me want to throw myself out the window. EX:
we had to go to this horrible seminar for new couselors for two days. She would refer to this as "rookie camp". Honestly It made me furious when I heard her say it! she never played organized sports obviously. Another one was (I swear im not making this up)
"looks like someone has a case of the mondays"
I could go on for pages. This is why on day back in sept. I decided this was not a job for a man who has any pride. I dropped off my stuff turned in my keys and left a letter of resignation on the door. Wrong I know, but a man can only take so much. Sorry for the novel.

 

I did, and that would be the best ever! Do you think I would get fired if I drove them through a wall. James Harrison style. If you don't know who he is, you will when they announce the Defensive player of the Year.

 

Thanks Oxy, I needed that. I loved the one w/ the blow dryer, and also giving Hamlet to the Secetary to proof read. That may actually work.

 

"Case of the Mondays", That is an definate sign of D-Baggery. Sometimes you have to say enough is enough.

You have to love how the "institutes for higher learning", aka colleges, are all about the bottom freaking line. MO MONEY!

 

Seriously. They got alot of problems there now. The weekend after i left a kid was murdered on campus at a party. Pretty scary considering there's only 1200 kids total. Im sure they tried like hell to cover that up, like some other shady stuff that went on, but it was too big. No thanks who wants to be a part of that?

 

i just keep my office door closed and sometimes locked

 

Get one of the fart machines with a remote. Hide it by the door and pretend to be into your work but be observing them in your periferal(sp) vision. When you see them stare in push the button and look up like they did it. Your friends will laugh and the others will want to get out of there.

 

That's what I do!

 

isn't that why it's there?

 

lmao i set the copier to +200% and 50 yesterday. bout an hour later there is the supply officer walking around with 50 copies of 11X17 stores requests

 

not sure that would work. my first solution to a problem like that is to replace the cable in case its gone bad. so if someone did that to me i would figure it out right away. although someone did do that to my optical mouse and it took me a while to figure out why my mouse wasn't working.

 

yeah first thing i do to troubleshoot a network problem is look for the light on the nic.

wanna torture someone on their computer go into control panel and swap the left / right mouse buttons.

 

hee hee i'm gonna use that

 

thats the cats ass man. awesome.

 

Nice!!