Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

Those things are annoying even when there's a so called emergency. Before cell phones if you weren't tuned into your favorite radio or television channel, you wouldn't be alerted anyway. If it's a weather event I'm probably going to be aware. I don't take my phone to bed with me, nobody is looking for me in an emergency. What good is an amber alert anyway at 4am when I'm asleep in the house? I'm not going to see the vehicle in my dreams.

 

.....Or warning people in Tampa about an amber alert in Okaloosa County. Good grief. Alabama is right there. Check with those guys before bothering me......

 

I like the Missouri alerts.

*AMBER ALERT. SILVER*

(10 min later)

*AMBER ALERT, BLACK NISSAN ALTIMA, NB I55 HERCULANEUM AREA, PLATE G6H 4CK*

(2 seconds later)

*AMBER ALERT, BLACK NISSAN ALTIMA, PLATE G6H 4CK [location 300 miles west from first location sent 10 seconds prior]*

 

https://www.ungerreview.com/mennoni...illion-golden-syrup-heist-at-pearson-airport/

I have so many questions.....

1. Syrup? Really - syrup?? I mean,, it is Canada and all, eh? But you're going to steal syrup?? Where the hell are you going to sell it?
2. Mennonites. I mean, they are as human as anyone else, but I would never suspect this group of being hard core criminals. Then again, if it was Mennonites, that could 'splain why they stole syrup, rather than gold bullion or something.....

 

https://www.nme.com/news/film/man-on-pub-crawl-dressed-gandalf-bumps-into-ian-mckellen-3433418

Now this right here is a whole 'nother level of ultra mega f-ing cool.

 

"The Unger Review is home to The Daily Bonnet, your trusted source for Mennonite satire, as well as all sorts of other satirical writing by Andrew."

 

Finally, a trusted site for Menonite satire. Whewwww....

 

This is actually a pretty funny satirical article from that same site.

https://www.ungerreview.com/collective-soul-to-play-casino-just-to-make-their-fans-feel-old/

Lead singer Ed Roland said playing casinos is just one way to give back to their fan base by reminding them of their own mortality.

“You’ll hear all the hits. ‘Shine’, ‘The World I Know’, ‘December’,” said Roland. “And all the while you’ll be constantly reminded of the fact these songs are nearly 30 years old now and you’re not such a spring chicken yourself.”

 

Ah ok, was totally unfamiliar with the site, thank you

 

Once...

 

Cummins swapped Gallardo

 

No turd gens were harmed in the making of this video

https://twitter.com/alecia__reid/status/1648817576703672323

 

https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/03/us/florida-alligator-toddler-taylen-mosley-lake-father/index.html
A Florida toddler found in an alligator’s mouth was put in the lake by his father, police say

 

That's why it's called a PeeRunner

 

^

 

That should stop your brakes from seizing by golly.

 

"Is it safe to tow a turret trailer with my Toyota?"