Still think TITNC3: Return of the Iceberg was peak

I art fucked

 

This has also significantly skewed the YTD returns in my IRA

 

Up 16% since

 

Bunch of the totally legitimate Chinese tickers went nuts after hours. Liquidity grab??

 

You noticed that too? Totally normal. lol

 

Oh that? That's just an 'exchange rate error'. Nothing to investigate!

 

MEGL

Ask GNS how that's working out for them. lol

 

Magic Empire Global Limited

TOTALLY a legit enterprise I would consider investing in. GME should rebrand as Excellent Company of Game and Things

 

My old coworker was explaining that the "A1 best king chinese buffet" style language we see as translated in english is because that's how the chinese language is structured.

I ain't investing in a chinese company but the naming convention, I don't care.

 

Markets fucked. BBIG and MULN both ended green.

 

On one hand i think it's gonna start a small war if doing this becomes commonplace. On the other hand i don't understand how shit like this isn't already a part of normal practice for accounting and legal teams. They're legally obligated to act in the best interest of the shareholders; to me this seems par for the course in doing that now that so many stock manipulation techniques have been exposed in recent years

 

Quick, somebody get Gensler on the case!!

With a little spare time, you and a friend can end up owing the Federal Government $373 trillion dollars *today*, and we can completely wipe out the national debt.

 

This is a beautiful summary of why I have nothing to do with crypto.

On a tangentially related note - when people talk about why faith in the US Dollar and economy matters, this is what they mean. Fiat currency is essentially worth the prevailing perception of the economy and armed forces backing it.

 

https://www.reuters.com/markets/deals/softbanks-arm-registers-blockbuster-us-ipo-sources-2023-04-29/

 

As long as you have the most aircraft carriers you get to do what you want.