Whatever

♥︎

 

This is why I stopped giving out mustache rides.

 

Where the Fugg is @Red Mud Ray

Spoiler

I say he’s in Georgia

 

It could be real. You can’t prove it isn’t.

 

All I did was have @Hobbs and @Hobbz names swapped! Who phkn knew what was about to unfold…

Going back and reading some of the ‘early’ whatever stuff, there was much fishyness a-goin’-on!! Ah, the glory days!!

^^^Yup!

How could anyone ever get the wrong idea about you, dear?!? And the Amish shave job didn’t fool nobody!!!

 

Dude!!
What possessed you to do that? I’m glad you did though!

 

too late

 

I dodged a bullet last night. I’m driving through bumfuq, MD. last night aboot
9:00. I was in a 55 zone and the car in front of me was doing a steady 48 mph. We finally hit the passing zone and I open it up and pass they ass. Now I’m making up some time when the radar detector starts screaming. I get hard on the brakes and look down and the speedometer says 74. It was pitch black until the roadway lit up with po po lights. He was on the opposite shoulder facing me. I thought he was turning around when I hit the curve and I was waiting for him to be behind me any second but… nothing. It was my lucky night.

 

The same reason I usually leave a Hitler stache when I shave it all off.

Spoiler

to piss off my wife

 

They aint got time for that

 

Asking for a friend of course.

Are brownies considered a intrical part of breakfast?

 

Only with coffee ... anything paired with coffee is breakfast in my book.

 

Sure! why not? I think those rules are for kids that dont eat their dinner.