Roast my T4co

I resembled this remark

But I've since learned from experiences

 

Your pro white paint still peels after a few years

 

You spent a $5,000 dollar "market adjustment" on a 1st year new gen tacoma at 7.9% interest rate. You have turbo problems. Your electronic steering feels weird.

 

I said Sweet Ride, bro : )

I miss Tacoma world, but my new Ridgeline is great, really…it’s great, really…

 

Yeah you ain’t a bro. You’s a hoe. Coming over here with your broke ass 2nd Gen. Homie here can’t even afford 4wheel drive with his trash “prerunner.” The only thing you run is your mouth homie.
( all jokes, I don’t care about any of this)

 

It’s a Tacundra

 

3 shark fin antennas

 

Still no front locker from the factory!

Me thinks it was an under the table agreement with ARB!

ARB gets some advertising but if people need the front diff locker they buy that from ARB…

Hmmmmm

 

More roasting! Let's do this! 4th gen will be referred to as the T4co hence forth.

Every time I shift my 6 speed gear banger in to 5th I bust my knuckles on the passenger grabby handle. Does Meso have a handle delete?

My chin diaper decreased my approach angle by all the degrees, I can't even clear a speed bump, how hard is this to remove?

My power tail gate won't close on its own since I added a flat tailgate panel, does anyone have an upgraded motor or something for this? My arms are weak and can't close it manually and I may break a nail.

My parking brake won't auto release on the trail unless muh seat belt is on. I don't wear it because I need to look out the window because I broked muh 360 camera on a tree limb. This is a terrible thing, should I just unplug the calipers? Now I have all the warning lights!! Ugh!!

How do I clear 35s? Factory 33s are just too ooooo smaalllllllll and I need 35s to flex on the poors as I roll thru the mall.

They said it came factory with 33" goodyears. The goodyear site lists them as 32.7". Did the dealership screw me and steal my tires?

Can't even see my spark plugs. How do I replace them? Can I just cut the orange wiring and reconnect it when I'm done?

Reflashed my hybrid turbo, it can now out tow a LP5 stock cause I'm a badass. My MPGs only dropped 12mpg's. Best t4co ev4r!

I went thru a water crossing, my turbo sucked up half the river and deposited it in to all 4 cylinders. Is this covered under my warranty?

Why is my turbo covered in oil? Do I need a catch can? Who makes the best catch can?

Installed hard-core offroad multi-link arms with heim joints, it rides like shit on the road now, what can I do to make my t4co ride better?!

Who makes an upgrade for my factory light bar? Diode dynamics wants $800, but Amazon has it for $120. Is the DD THAT much better? T4co 4 l1f3!!!!!!!!

Muh JBL portable speaker in muh t4co has stopped working. After further review, I must have left it on the tailgate after not being able to manually close it (MUH NAILS!) and now it's been covered in mud. Is this covered under warranty?

 

I can't help but see a 4th gen in Ford's Redefining Tough commercials. Rainbow, same same.

 

Access Cabs no longer. Now yours is an “Xtra cab” which means the doors are stuck and you have to slide the front seats up and reach back xtra far to get to your stuff.
Xtra stupid.

 

Not funny, the turds are separate and unequal

 

T4co

 

That's what she said?

 

As a Turd gen owner I have to agree. If they still offered the 4.0 I would have taken it over the 2.7, yet here I am, driving the Slowcoma.

 

I think it's a nice rig