Whatever

Good Morning!

 

Ever call in healthy to work?
Like "Hey boss, I'm not coming in today. I feel too good to waste it on you"

 

I called in drunk a few times back in the day.

 

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I actually showed up to work drunk one day and was asked to leave

Spoiler

 

I fell asleep

 

Someone should try this and report back!

Not me, but someone else

 

Asked? What if you had refused?

I bartended back in the day….. worked drunk ALOT! Customers always wanted to buy me shots, I felt it would be rude to turn them down
But don’t tell my bosses….. was against policy. Dumb rules!!

 

We had a guy come in that was trashed...barely standing a 3pm in afternoon! The main boss saw him swaying in Formation and said GTFO here, i dont care if you get a DUI going home, and sent him home for the day...this was when I was on active duty. Rest of us were just laughing about it.

 

He is about 110# of big fat baby!
And yet he is still smaller than one of my neighbor's dobermans - Cain loves to remind my dog, that HE is the biggest round here
[and he takes the biggest poops in my front yard to hammer that message home]

 

That one day I got asked to go home was one of our Consultuling gigs. We were in Ocho Rios Jamaica for 3 months. The night before, I sat up with one of the Sr. Project Managers and drank Appleton Rum until 3a. The bus to pick us up to go to the office came at 6a. I puked out the window of the bus all the way to the office. It was a miserable day. Best part of the day was when that same Sr. Project Manager came up to me and said I smell like puke and rum and to go home.

 

You're such a rebel!


I've been hungover and semi drunk before at the office but that particular day I was staggering drunk still

 

Think we bringin him to da zoo tomorrow

he needs another year or two to go to Nasa

 

Oh man that would irritate me!!

We always get European dobs. Our first one was 120 #, second was 130#, and this one is by far the smallest at 80# at a year and a half…. He could grow just a bit more but not much & they have all been big babies! Especially this one!

 

I’d take off on to the dance floor also when customers asked me to dance Thst was allowed tho. I was the main bartender and the owners would get asked if I could go dance with them and since they wanted to keep their customers happy, I benefited
Was such a fun job!!!

 

Our HR Ops manager came in smelling of strong alcohol. They took her and tested her and sent her home. I haven’t seen her since…..

 

Sick sense of humor mom/grandma



The Sames are both puking from being car sick!!
Glad I’m not Kenz!! Lol
Hilly and curvy road.
Plus she drives like shit


Austin isn’t helping lol

 

He is a Euro dobie too - big boy with a broader chest, sweet as can be - close to 120#


The only time it is irritating is when he poops IN my driveway!
I hate poop on my tires/tracking it everywhere .. gross

I let my dog poop along the road easement, which is technically another neighbor's yard to mow - so I scoop it 2x a week, cause I am not a total dick - I just get Cain's poop at the same time. He loves me b/c I give him good ear scratches every time I see him, you can watch him melt when I do it. I find the whole thing funny/sweet, mostly b/c I know he is a good dog.