Whatever

Is it scorching hot down there ?

 

The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

"That's nice," she thinks, "but I want more."

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop- dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that have a strong sex drive.

The second floor has wives that have a strong sex drive, have money and like beer.

Spoiler

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

 

I must qualify this ... longest running TW tease to date.

@tcBob 's April Fools ad gag was absolutely epic. Thanks for that memory, Boss.

 

Nows the time your new pool pays off

 

The gypsy ( moth ) caterpillars have transitioned to the moth stage . Things are flying around everywhere. Parts of our area look apocalyptic with no leaves on the trees

 

Birds Aren't Real - Wikipedia

Spoiler

 

ever use that grill ?

 

Couple times a week

 

@HoboDave

 

Very cool. I have a friend who plays a 12 string and impresses the hell out of me. Was also amazed to see a guy play (Tony Melendez) completely with his feet. I could only find his religious songs, but he plays Latin also.

 

Guess your not mowing

 

Spoiler

 

Not here
Cooled off from around 90 right down to 75*

 

Drinking beer with my SIL on the back patio ,listening to some Lynyrd Skynyrd

 

Sounds like a good afternoon!!!

Enjoy