Kwik Fab's F Bombs and Stiff Ones

Need to drop an F bomb but have children present?

Maybe looking to find another use for your stiff one?

Well I've got a solution for you!

Presenting my batch of F Bomb and Stiff One bottle openers -





So popular, they sold out in other threads so I opted to cut a few more for public sale.

*due to the nature of CNC plasma, minor discrepancies are expected as shown below*





These will be sold raw and unpainted; meant to be thrown in your tool box, kept in the garage for mod days, vehicle for camping, or as a gag gift.

Pricing is as follows -

1 - $12 shipped
2 - $18 shipped
3 - $25 shipped
5 - $40 shipped

Any bottle openers after 5 are only $5 each and will be shipped via USPS flat rate so weight isn't an issue.

Pricing based on shipping to the lower 48.

If demand is popular, I will entertain cutting more on Friday after I resupply.

Below is a set I did for myself for show, actual usage will chip the paint as I plan to hang these on my garage wall -



All parts cut from new 12 gauge mild steel and cut via CNC plasma.

Edit -

ALL SOLD OUT!

Post here if you're interested in buying more

 

Oooo temptation. These are really sweet, so was the you had too

 

Make the drive over!

Always welcome to do stuff in person; saves on time and shipping and I can always adjust stuff on the fly.

 

Aren’t you up in Fresno, only 4 hours away
Screw it PM inbound haha

 

The stiff ones didn't go well in that 'other' thread...the snowflake couldn't comprehend. Some of us were quite amused! The gun though was way over the limit!!

 

Sad thing is he blocked me; I really did make him one but figured I'd keep it for myself

 

Looking forward to handling 2 stiffies when they arrive

 

42 total pieces cut!

Only 7 Stiff Ones and 5 F Bombs remain.

 

What's the size on the stuff ones? They look about 10"

 

It's all about getting the right angle

But for those wondering how big they are!



5" x 2 3/4"

 

If fuel was cheaper I had planned on a nice road trip .

Not at these prices!

I have not been out that way since 1976 . I wanted to see the Coast line before it slide into the ocean.

Like I was taught in school.

 

Was that measured in a warm or cold room?

 

Girthy!

 

Only 2 Stiff Ones and 5 F Bombs left; will be shipping all orders out today if someone wants to jump on the remainder!

 

If I drank, I'd grab a stiff one just for the memories

 

Some might use it for extracurricular activities

One Stiffy left!