Whatever

I picture a conference room somewheres with a long table in the center of it and like 20 'experts' seated around it and their topic for the day is to come up with as many ignorant names as possible. They do good work!!

 

I would consider going back to work part time for a job like that.

 

Fuck yeah!!!

 

Oh deer

 

I meant....of course!

 

I watched a cop themed show and one of the hispanic gang members name was "puppet"

 

There's a girl here named Pajama but she says its pronounced Puh Juh Muh

Oh, ok.

 

Names I might come up wif...

Holla n Swolla
Cum Again?
Forty Nine Cent
Fifty Scents
Jae Rule(r)
Notorious GFY (go f%ck yerself)
Snoop Catt
Dr. Gey
Wig Wam Tee Pee (because I'm too tense)

 

Some reason that made me think of this Zappa song

 

That is why I asked!!

 

Nephew

 

There’s a big ol’ hole in the bottom of my bucket
That my dreams fell through
So, fuck it

Good morning whateverers

 

Fuck it is a good response to most anything.
It also sums up my attitude about today.

 

Uh oh, not having a good day dear?

 

Aww shit boss!!! They really did hit ya right in the bungs-eye!!
Sorry good buddy…
Butt it’s gonna be better than ever! LVP!!

 

n wun rid bullz ... dealio yo!

 

Who dat?

 

I have already assumed it is gonna suck - that way I won't be disappointed when it does suck
I set my expectations nice and low..

I gotta finish fixin my mower - or I better finish fixin it..
I did most of the work yesterday, got it back together and realized I didn't seat a retaining washer correctly..
Now I gotta take it back apart and get that fucker in the correct position
PITA

I got a bottle of Salted Caramel Bourbon in case today sux too much

 

Haha... most of the paintings (including the boats) were painted by my dad. He was a painter/artist and we are lucky to have many of his pieces...