Whatever

Why are you not paying attention to your dragon escaping.
One of ours escaped and the jumped in the pool for a swim. They are fast as hell, big or small.

 

My man, my feelings as well!

 

There are 3 people in the world that actually understand me, unfortunately 2 of them are dead.

 

Sorry to hear this... hang in there!

 

You have no idea what my life is... it's a cluster fuck. Just not anything I created on my own. Its been a team effort, I just get all the blame.

 

Please, shoot me. It might offer a legitimate excuse.

 

I need that shirt!

 

G8R in 1963

 

I am just a water janitor, apperently.
Like the new person calling me. Why am I losing 2 to 3 inched of water in my pool.
The pump has a leak, the filter has a leak and he tells me that it can only be losing 5 gallons a week. Oh, and the repairs to both the pump and the filter should only be 100$ in parts (not including labor to fix the issue).
Parts are almost 1k and labor is another 1k. Yet, you want to tell me that the repair should be be less than 500$.

 

people

 

Fuckem!!

 

this him?