Whatever

I've been going to him for almost 50 years, he graduated with my dad. I always tell him, "you're the only man I've ever paid to put his tool in my mouth".

Is that wrong?

 

I'm one of the few weirdos that love going to the dentist. When he uses that picky thingy between my teeth.....
He even gave me one...I use it to open Grizzly cans, butt still!!!

 

@Red Mud Ray says that ain’t true!

 

I don’t know how to respond. I’m at a loss for words.

 

That look says it all.

 

I just figured you out ... you are so wrong that you've gone round the bend and are heading back around to almost right.

 

My wife liked going to the dentist. One time she came home without her underwear. She called the doctor. They said she didn’t leave them there. So she decided she must have left them at the dentist office.

 

Always check the last place you were!!!

 

My teeth are already camo.

 

@1buzzbait

 

Kiddo is in school .. da mil said she ll go check on him a lil bit

 

Last year's random

 

Good Morning!

 

He gonna read you a bedtime story tonight!!

 

Cap'n Troy

 

Knot bloody likely!

 

Well you're no fun.

 

A fine Wednesday morning to you men as well!

 

You can, I like to swim! But I won’t be wearing that⬆️!!!