After 45 years of Marriage I have finally figured out my wife

I just tell my wife I have decision fatigue in hopes that the decisions don't fall on me

 

Mine is always working and keeps telling me things she needs done like I’m not working on stuff all the time slso. I told her I have a list of what I need to do and every time she mentions something again it gets put further down in my list

 

Or, "Whatever you say dear"

 

I get a list of stuff she thinks needs to get done almost daily. It's endless!

 

Or, "It's it's beyond my scope of knowledge" Nah, "I don't know" is easier to say

 

Being single sounds easier

 

Yeah, but less entertaining.

 

And then he said…..,
“I finally figured out my wife!”

 

Crap, I thought "oooh someone has finally untangled the ball of string, shot the wormhole, solved PI, found where the 10mm sockets go, I will find answers here, let's look!"

Nope.

 

Yeah! When's her birthday?

 

She's a Libra....darn, I don't have a gift in mind yet!

 

She's gotten her gift.... your soul
I was under the impression that women's birthdays end at 29

 

Congrats to you!

I'm at 33 years...my wife is smart at times...

But she is also enduring menopause.

There are three stages for women (3-Ps):

Puberty, Pregnancy & Perimenopause.

It changes their mind and we men require adaptive measures...what are they? You figure it out! lol

https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/07/health/menopause-effect-brain-gupta-wellness/index.html

 

OP is

 

What happens when your alleged business partner won't do their job because they are too focused on their own endeavors?
It's a long story, but to sum it up.... they would rather try to fight the city/school district on behalf of other children and their own ocd cleaning issues. Will spend 15 hours a day on shit that doesn't make any money. Then points the finger at you for not doing your job to support it all
Even after you ask/tell them to stop the insanity.
Wtf is wrong with people
Wife is batshit crazy
Then wonder why you drink.

 

Your wife found your TW password?

 

LOL, no she really is a saint. Love her more today than the day I married her.

 

You are a lucky guy. Enjoy.

 

So what you're actually saying is that she has figured you out, right?

 

i had nine aunts and two uncles on my mom's side of the family growing up... i was trained (brainwashed) early on the farm... females are always right... and ran the operation... the males were insignificant...