Mushrooms

Apparently...

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/02/world/australia/mushroom-poisoning-lunch-arrest.html

 

It's a nasty way to die, too. The "Death Angel" amanita muscaria doesn't kill you immediately. You eat it, and the next few hours you get sick to your stomach, throw up and feel awful for about a day. Then you get better...for about two weeks, until your liver fails.

Someone asked the old lady about being a widow one day. She said "I've had three husbands and they all died untimely. The first one died from eating poison mushrooms."

Oh, that's terrible, how did the second one die?

"Oh, he died from eating poison mushrooms, too."

My, that's horrific, what happened to the 3rd husband?

"Oh, he died from a blow to the back of the head."

Say WHAT????

"Yeah, he refused to eat the poison mushrooms."