Whatever

even on heavy duty cycle

 

I filled out an application but didn’t get the job. Apparently at the bottom where it said “Sign Here”, the correct response wasn’t “Taurus”

 

Me. It was yummy

 

Randumb shower thought…

Have I waited too late in life to pursue a career in fashion modeling?

 

nope

 

I hate it when they don’t clean it off first and it’s all sticky.

 

Go for it!! Just don’t use your gubmint name. You have to sound like you’re from somewhere else. And only 1 name, like Oombedtoe or something.

 

People who confuse the word “burro” with “burrow”, don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground

 

Damn woman! Got arms down to your knees!!

 

That the chic on all those Gardyn commercials fb insists on showing me daily?

 

Eager for action and hot for the game
The coming attraction,
the drop of a name
They knew all the right people,
they took all the right pills
They threw outrageous parties,
they paid heavenly bills
There were lines on the mirror,
lines on her face
She pretended not to notice,
she was caught up in the race
Out every evening, until it was light
He was too tired to make it,
she was too tired to fight about it
Life in the fast lane
- The Eagles

 

Camera angle!!!

 

It doesn't say that in the manual.

Randumb thought....
Why no sour cream and onion Doritos?

 

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