Just So You All Know . . .

Most of you are at the top of the intellect pyramid.

 

Dang straight! Oh wait… there aren’t any YT videos on fixing the leaky coolant crossover pipe on our taco’s.

 

I love me a “customer states” video

 

Right up there with "experts agree" and "studies find."

 

Ph.D's belong at the bottom, they can't actually DO anything but they will talk your ear off telling you about it.

 

A bachelor's knows a little about a lot, a master's knows a lot about a little.

A doctorate knows one thing, but they know it better than anyone else.

 

I worked for a guy washing dishes while I was going to college, it didn't seem funny at the time because I was still shaking off snowflakes. I have a BFA in art. He told me I should get a BS/PHD, then my Bullshit would be Piled High and Deep.

 

"A fresh graduate, diploma in hand, walks off campus and proceeds to thump his chest. 'I'm ready, world,' he cries, 'I have my Associates, I have my BS, I have my MBA. Watch out, here I come!' The world breathed a heavy sigh and replied back: 'Welcome, kid, welcome. Bring it on, for I am about to teach you the rest of the alphabet.'"

- My grandad's toast to me the day I graduated.

 

Just so uou all know...If your well pump is not producing water, get a good flasjhlight and CHECK TO SEE IF THERE'S WATER!
I spent $200 bucks today for the plumber to come out and discover the water level in the drill hole is below the pump level. Arrgghh!

Remember, if yuou hear hoofbeats look for horses, not wildebeest