Whatever

glad your good sir..

 

Women in Dallas are hot. I went to see a fortune teller there. She read my palm and charged me $10.00. Then she read my mind and said that would cost me an extra $300.00

Good Morning whateverers

 

Sheesh. Ya got all them rifles and you’re still doing it the old fashioned way?

 

Interviewer: “I was going over your work history and noticed a 4 year discrepancy. Can you explain that?”
Me: “Sure. That’s when I went to yale”
Interviewer: “Excellent! We can certainly use an Ivy Leaguer here. You’re hired!”
Me: “Great! I really need the yob”

 

Hey @Red Mud Ray

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Do you like Girls? (we already know the answer to that one)

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Spoiler

 

whatever you say

 

I don’t believe it. That wasn’t a cowboys dis.

 

@Gritto

 

I never said the popsicle one

 

Was talking to my neighbor, Wilson, over the fence. He said “You should really close your curtains when you’re shagging your wife. The whole neighborhood was watching you yesterday”
I said “Well, the jokes on them. I wasn’t even home yesterday”

 

2 small dents in my drivers door from a big doe that tried to kill itself