Whatever

A really funny prank is to wrap the socks and underwear you got your kid for Christmas in an Xbox carton

 

Morning party people,

 

Asshat garbage collector. He saw me wheeling the dumpster out to the curb and just drove on past. I guess he showed me

 

He doesnt want yer dead hookers.

 

I would never dispose of such a valuable commodity. That’s what freezers are for.

 

Good morning

The fig butter is pretty good but it's crazy sweet. Use sparingly...I'm thinking this would be much better on something like a turkey melt

 

You sure thats not prunes??

 

I've seen what happens where you work so I don't feel like there's any guarantees here.

 

Happy Tuesday to all Ye Olde Whatevers.

 

Wow, usually fiber is the best there is, highest bandwidth and lowest rate for problems. Fiber is pretty much a "it works perfectly" or "it's completely dead". But, as with any man made thing, it's never perfect.

 

Kitties on Tiddies

 

I'll see you at 7.

 

So I am looking for a new job (still). I know new things come out all the time in the Information Technology world. But seriously.... did the person or company that picked this particular "name" have a highly sarcastic sense of humor, or were they totally clueless?? You had to pick this as the name for some new thing??? "Snowflake"???? Guess I'm glad I am not a database person.

But then again, I started out my life in IT waaaay back in 1992 as a Unix systems administrator. Any of you really old Dilbert fans may recall the Dilbert cartoon from the 90's about "Unix" and "Eunuchs".

 

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hJwhKxmjR3Y?feature=share

 

https://youtu.be/QRg_8NNPTD8

 

Whatchoo talkin bout, darlin?

Its also great for the diet.