A construction Christmas Carol

Those of you in the business may like this:

Twas the day before Christmas and all through the job.
Not a creature was stirring, not even my temp Bob
And I in my Carhartts and the PM in his suit
Were headed to the office for candy and fruit

When out on the site there arose such a clatter
I sprang from my trailer to see what was the matter
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But a chubby OSHA inspector with a six pack of beer.

He said not a word but went straight to his work
Writing violations, that miserable jerk.
Then laying his finger aside his nose.
Into his truck his fat ass rose.

And I heard him exclaim as he drove off for lunch. I’ll see you next week you miserable bunch.

 

Nice, ;but more of a poem don't yu0 think?

 

It’s a parody of “Twas the night before Christmas “ by Clement Moore. You gotta be old to recognize that.