Whatever

Kamikazi = lots of vodka ,some triple sec and lime juice . I was a passenger in a brutal car accident because of those things
1970 AMC Javelin totaled including 2 other cars .

 

no show...

 

Dang, Bill

 

on @StayinStock's guest list

 

so i can let my cat have a new place to take a dukie....

 

They sent em to @1buzzbait instead?

 

boots too small for me,,, want-em ? they will be free...

 

i aint gotta kat dough...

 

Keg stands

 

My buddy who was driving lost his license for years . We hit the rear of a parked car in a 30 mph zone doing about 75 mph . I’m surprised I didn’t go through the windshield. I took it out with my head and did a number on the dash with shoulder . I was knocked out cold for a few minutes , my friend was holding me and crying when I came to . He didn’t get hurt . The car we hit somehow came off the rear axle and hit the car parked in front of it and totaled both . There was a bar about 30 yards away and a state Trooper sub station about a block the other direction. My friend thought it a was a good idea to go in the bar and continue drinking as a crowd gathered around the site . This way he could tell the cops he wasn’t drinking until after the accident. Then he got a screwdriver and removed the license plates from the car and called another friend of ours father who owned a gas station with a wrecker . When he arrived he refused to move the vehicle because of the carnage. Then the troopers showed up and dragged my buddy down to the sub station . When I finally got the nerve to go tell the troopers I was a passenger in his car I could here an awful ruckus and yelling from the back room . Turns out my friend refused the breathalyzer and was being a wise ass so he got his ass kicked . Left no bruises . I never did go to the hospital either

 

Good Morning!

 

@StayinStock
part of my rehabilitation requires endless hours of watching endless reruns of all theses hi dollwhore deer huntin shows on hulu (which by the way sucks bad, reel bad) and better than half of em are these "Pro Hunters" huntin in Missouri.... why drive so far and complain. All the local land leased out or......??

 

I got thoroughly sick of those hunting videos when I was a Director at the Club.
They'd play 'em after the Member Meetings while the free venison Sloppy Joes were being dished out.
Ugh.

Also, why would I travel to some far-off place to hunt when the State Forest is practically in my backyard?

 

i wood travel to @buckhuntin-tacoma's place doe..imma waitin on him to start filmin, build the big lawdge, and den i can kook for dem fellers....

 

It’s not going to stop until God is appeased. There are those among you that are bringing this wrath aboot. Root them out.

 

Kickin ass and makin love!! You the real Slim Shady!!