Urban Armor

i would just tie it to light poles. well worth the cost of one of those cheap auto parts store 'recovery straps'.

 

I love those Butt plugs.

 

it will get stolen or truck keyed after someone hurts themselves on it

 

That's what I was thinking... I don't want to have to constantly think about not bashing my shin every time I walked around the back of the truck. Because I know I'd do it more than I want.... And once is too much.

 

WTF that’s crazy?!?

 

(Psssssst.... It's California.....)

 

Shhh,,Don’t tell them that! They may move to your state!
We're trying to keep them contained for the good of the rest.

 

First time I stepped out of the elevator and was pushing a suitcase and pulling a cooler. Hit the bumper hitch parked next to the elevator. My fault because I usually know to take my transition lenses glasses off when going from sunlight to darker areas. Second time, almost ready to ride again, I was grabbing a run away cart in a airport parking lot. OK, both my fault, once for not paying attention and once for giving a shit about other people's vehicles.

 

Yep, but when your short like me and the truck is high you hit your knee. Shin hurt really bad for a few minutes, knee's take time and effort to rehab.

 

That’s Apollo 13 shit right there. You’d bring the Americans home every time.