Whatever

So, the wife crashed the car…again. She told the cop that the guy she hit was texting on his phone and drinking a beer.
The cop told her “He can do that in his living room”

 

Representing my neck of the woods

 

Awwwwww

 

Damn!! Hope she's ok!!

 

this cook, was a mite bit "pinchy" in the shoulder, but i survived..

 

When r we going?

Wait...is it across the bay?

 

What a day. Too bad it's not over, I'm on call.

 

Thought you'd like that!

 

Yum!!

 

By the way, since I know you like history as much as I do, “The Roswell Incident” in 1947, was most likely a stealth type aircraft being tested at the nearby Holloman AFB and White Sands Missle Range. Being a top secret project, the government was very secretive about the details and the rush to get it cleaned up as quickly as possible. The city of Roswell saw a chance to capitalize on it. Or, it actually was an alien aircraft. Complete with casualties and is still hidden in Area 51. The truth is out there.

 

We need help from the aliens

 

The first option (aircraft test project) seems more likely to me

But hey, good on Roswell

 

Evening Whatevers
Having a couple Black Russians . Kettle One Vodka and Kahlua

 

What a day. Somebody beer me.

 

You say potato, I say vodka

 

New Poll

 

First vote!

 

3rd