Something hit the underside of my truck in high water.

There’s definitely a few Houston jokes in here somewhere.

It would have to have been something pretty high to hit your transmission. Astros starting pitchers ERA?

 

Homeless person with Skittles?

 

I thought texas deported all the homeless to california

 

Hot pipes in cold water?

 

Ah yes, i also believe that after the water is tested for hard or soft, temperate needs to be tested and the water should be brought to 77 degrees American units to drive through.

 

The metal flexes and makes noises.......smart guy.

 

It was probably just a mine. No biggie. Don't even look under the truck for damage. Sheesh.

 

Do you have SCUBA equipment so you can do an inspection?

 

It's Saturday somewhere....

 

It must be Toyota OEM Scuba equipment, aftermarket doesn't work as well.

 

Voids the warranty. Even the Magnusson Super Charger act can't help.

 

I get the scuba equipment ceramic coating add-on the finance manager keeps pushing, it is ideal for semi-hard water too

 

Water presents a unique challenge. Unless it’s clear as glass, you have little idea how deep it is and what might lay beneath the surface. It’s best to tread lightly and accept the consequences as a good story to tell the grandkids.

 

Alligator probably

 

You probably got more than we did. I was driving in Tomball after my teaching job in the morning and had a fun time trying to get home. They sent the kids home at noon. I can't think it was great having several hundred teenagers trying to navigate flooded streets. BTW, Space City Weather says we've got more coming Sunday.

 

Nope, I bet a manatee!

 

Hopefully not Barbara Manatee. My daughter will be devastated.

And hopefully not the last manatee. Activists will be devastated.

 

Aquaman

 

Leave the manatees alone!