Popping the hood on the 4G.

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Come on Friday Thread!!!

Wanna take bets on how many days till OP gets his battery jacked and/or gets his engine bay stormed on??

 

That's what I was wondering how prevalent battery theft is? Obviously you don't see too many vehicles sitting around with the hood up.

 

Here is one for you...I know lots and lots of people in jeep clubs...none have ever said they have had a battery stolen. Ex girlfriend cutting wires yes, but never a battery stolen.

 

I was more betting on the storm part of that. . . .
But don't bet on people not stealin somethin!!

 

Come on, no one would ever cut (or crew-up) your wires. But squirrels/rodents might.

 

This is precisely why everyone should buy the Sport! It makes us think the engine is being cooled.

 

No. I put about fifteen grand in it with overnight parts from Japan, so no issues with the manifold.

 

Got to love them scoops, even the nonfunctional ones. And the ones that tend to make the hood floppy, they say.
When I was a kid, we would joke about much increased HP was gained by adding
racing stripes and leaf spring shackles.

 

Only on Fridays.

 

For best results, remove the hood prior to entering the wash.

Also, roll down all windows fully and stick your bellend out the driver's side window..

 

No need, they are cooled by the intake air the whole time you are driving

 

The ladies do love it when you get your turtle waxed

 

UV rays are not good for rubber and plastics under the hood.

 

Which is basically everything under the hood of modern vehicles.....

 

Yep.

I cringe when I see stealerships having the hoods of their cars open all day. Like what are they trying to accomplish? Most folk have no clue wtf is going on there haha