greatest craigslist ad ever

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/cto/2289020404.html
I am selling my 1995 chevy s10 ext cab with the ls trim package.It is equipped with a 4.3l vortec (high output) 2101523 original miles and an automatic transmission.Alot of new and replaced parts which include- flex plate, water pump and all cooling is shot it leaks bad,transmission mount (carboard),upper and lower radiator hoses(i welded some metal soup cans together), thermostat,air filter. never had oil changes no records were kept.There is alot of dents and dings in the truck and the most major damage to the truck is the passenger fender and hood is hit.Missing the passenger mirror and a big ding in the door .The blue book value of this truck is 35 cents and a used condom in good condition.this thing is in shitty shape.There is also a bed liner in the truck.Very easy to wipe blood out of when ya decide to kill the neighbors loud mouth dog.The driver seat looks like someone had alot of sex in it with the door open .cum stains are free. no radio but have holes in the exhaust so it will be like music to your ear drums.all wiring is cut so you can not install a cd player .This truck does not run and drives and has 1million miles on the flex plate and transmission mount literally.The picture is from when I removed the transmission to try and pick the remains of a deer i hit very fucking hard in it and now i got bambi stuck on the underside of the truck..If the fender and hood is an issue I will gladly replace it and I will also gladly bump the price up to 3000000. The truck is 100% factory never modified.This truck dont run but drives if you push it down a hill but be careful the brakes are shot sort of a clear title there is alot of red stains on it probably from when i was stabbing the last owner for the paper work. .Give me a call or text 123456789 price is not negotiable

 

Fucking awesome.

 

hahaha...

 

offer him 50 cents and he can keep the condom.

 

WOW

 

That is awesome.