Whatever

So long as it field dresses itself while we are at it.

 

Can you take it home the same day you buy it?

 

I understand. My wife got sideswiped last month. There is a dash cam, but something tells me that I really don't want to watch the footage.

 

It’s kinda ironic that the only time I use my drivers license is to buy shit that makes me unable to drive

 

Of course not. This is Maryland. Gotta wait 7 days, I think.

 

CanNOT like.
https://youtu.be/X8aUOQctC4Q

 

Yes!! Got da twuck back … 50$ deductible

 

but you've been all vetted by the state . . . .
of good moral character and all that shit . . . .
took a class and everything . . . .

WTF


takes me 20 minutes without a permission slip

 

Faster than the drive thru most days.

 

Texas

 

Yes

 

I live in a blue state and still don’t have a waiting period. Ya give’em yer money, they call the FBI database thingy and if ya ain’t on it, they give ya yer pistola. Or rifle or shotgun or missle launcher or whatever

 

This one could...

 

Saweet!

 

But dat ain't your typical "blue state."

 

Yeah, but wait till half of it melts

 

Making me hungry!!!!!

 

I KNOW there is footage of my Dukes of Hazzard action in my ‘18. But I have ZERO interest in reliving it. Actually have front and rear cam action!