Deer hunting BS thread

Eat enough hallucinogens and the rules will make perfect sense. You’re obviously not trying hard enough

 

Some of my greatest memories is taking my boys fishing. We have all had our own inflatable pontoons from 7 years on. Before that they would ride the back of mine. Such great times, we would spend hours floating and casting…and tying/untangling hahaha.

 

im sure it was worth it though, I’m quickly finding out all the cliches are so true, you can’t blink it seems as they grow so fast.. i am in the thick of some wildness and untangling right now but it’s cool cuz we are all growing together, i learn lots about being a dad as they learn about some fishing..

 

lol yea don’t blink.

I’ve got a 12 and 10 year old. It was less than two weeks ago that they were born. Time has a cruel way of speeding up when you have kids

 

Mine are only approaching 4 & 7 but I feel the same way, it’s bittersweet..

 

Our son will be 13 next month and our daughter will be 10 in October. Seems they were just born last week. Time is a thief!!!

 

No sheet!
Retired 2 years already this Spring after a 40 year career. WTF!

 

been calling them ever since we met they make for some good meals.

 

With warmer temps, the 2 inches of ice from the ice storm 2 weeks ago has finally broken up.
Besides the yotes and fox who traveled on top of the ice, the local deer went into the pines.
Now, they're filtering back in. Doe and skipper last night chowing down on an old head of lettuce that's been sitting there for a week.lol....

 

you had lettuce in the backyard.....

 

who comes up with this stupid shit.

 

Stupid people

 

yeah idk @Dangerdave has a sound plan, a classic if you can’t beat em join em type of deal.. tons of hallucinogenics prior to trying to make any sense of most F&W logic

 

Only way to understand crazy is to get on that level.

 

I've come up with a great Idea. Fire everyone involved with making these stupid Unenforceable BS, and hire someone with common sense to write new regulations for fishing in the Columbia River that actually make sense and everyday people can go fishing without worrying about am I breaking the law, or what side of the boat do I have to fish from.

 

Common sense isn't common anymore and it can't be taught, unfortunately

 

Reminds me of the time that lawmakers in Texas approved Warfarin as a poison to combat the wild boar population. Thankfully a bunch of ranchers got together to explain to the lawmakers that they were essentially going to ripple effect the entire ecosystem by introducing that poison. Thankfully it was repealed quickly.

instructions on the proposed poison stated that each animal that died from it needed to be buried a minimum of 6 feet to avoid other animals consuming the tainted meat

 

I'll take 'people that never go outside' for $250

 

so last couple o daze, been relatively nice out, today thru sunday howlin wind-n-cold coming sunday am...and I need to get my seats out of stands, and possibly relocate 1.....

 

You relocaten it to Illinois? Possibly on some Dennis land?


Don't worry, I won't tell him



Amirite @buckhuntin-tacoma