Whatever

My condolences, Brian!

 

Plans for Memorial Day Weekend

Pool fun around the house with the family
Pool fun around the house with friends but no family
Pool fun around the house with friends and family
Golf
Lazy 3 day weekend on the couch
Clean up the yard, house and anything else to celebrate the start of summer
Drink and get drunk and call in sick Tuesday because I'm hungover
Whatever

 

Good Morning!

 

Great idea

Kneads werk tho...


Pool?
Golf?

So bougie

 

You asked, I delivered. No complaints

 

More options for @Gritto since he can't think on his feet. 10 poll ideas

1. Is cereal a soup?
   
   • Yes, it’s cold soup
     
     
   • No, cereal is cereal
     
     
   • Only if it’s in a bowl
     
2. What’s the correct way to eat a taco?
   
   • Horizontally
     
     
   • Vertically
     
     
   • With dignity
     
3. Would you fight 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
   
   • Giant duck
     
     
   • Mini horses
     
     
   • I don’t fight animals, I negotiate
     
4. Is a hot dog a sandwich?
   
   • Yes
     
     
   • No
     
     
   • Existential crisis incoming
     
5. What’s the best utensil?
   
   • Fork
     
     
   • Spoon
     
     
   • Spork
     
     
   • My hands
     
6. Pineapple on pizza?
   
   • Yes, I’m a monster
     
     
   • No, I have taste
     
     
   • Only if it’s disguised
     
7. Should socks go on before or after pants?
   
   • Before
     
     
   • After
     
     
   • One sock, one pant leg—repeat
     
8. How many chickens would it take to defeat a T-Rex?
   
   • 10
     
     
   • 100
     
     
   • 1,000,000
     
     
   • Depends on their level of motivation
     
9. Which is superior: left Twix or right Twix?
   
   • Left
     
     
   • Right
     
     
   • They're the same, you lunatic
     
10. Would you rather always talk like Yoda or breathe like Darth Vader?
    

• Yoda, speak I must
  
  
• Heavy Vader breathing noises
  
  
• I already do both
  

 

Gimme a few...

 

Freaks

 

First.... Again!!!

 

New Poll by Jeep Brah

 

My kid was the head bitch for Saturday's annual crawfish boil, he said it was by far the best/biggest they've ever had.

 

Bob, I see you got through Friday's tornados alright. I sure do hope your house/property were not impacted. We had a massive tornado go through our town at just before midnight. Got within a couple miles of my in-laws house. They are safe.

https://www.wymt.com/2025/05/18/organizations-lend-helping-hand-ky-tornado-survivors/

Good Morning to all

 

Scary!!! Glad. Your ok

 

Thanks, Greg. I was a bit scary. It rolled through our town at like 11:50 PM. We knew it was on track to pass very close to my in-laws, so my wife caller her parents to warn them to get to their basement.

 

Thanks Troy much appreciated