Whatever

I mowed on Saturday and it's time to do it again

 

Back in woot days, I had an award gif that was loins girded! Which was tighty whities going up and snapping in place.

 

Same!

 

My CV speaks for itself…

 

Cordless vibrator?

 

Settle for an old fashioned with a strip of bacon in it?

 

I remember that crap grass shit...

But mostly I remember the "Karen" down the street insisting I water my lawn (during a drought) because she said it made the whole street look bad...

(I ain't paying to water grass first off)

Let's just ignore her crack smoking son who used to hide and get high in my fucking hedge....when id clean up the saigo palm fronds, I'd find his fucking crack pipe (on múltiple ocasiones)

That bitch's name was Isla
I told her no on the lawn watering, very clearly and probably rudely

 

I'm ok at grilling, maybe, I can't really bake or cook, but I can build a Rockstar pond and I'm above average at yard work and cleaning.

 

True dat… nuffin like a whole hog in a cajun microwave, cochon or la caja china…

 

Or a pit in the ground with banana leaves too, Cuban style

 

It does pretty good. They make better auger bits that do better. This one nicely reverses… No getting stuck.

 

Says…. Buuuuzzzzzzzbuzzzzzz….

 

I'm.gonna saddle up and ride my fat ass to bed.

 

Can see some good tie in points

 

Willows are a pain in the ass along with most fruit trees to climb.

 

Anyone got a copper beech tree??

I really want one of them.

 

Gnite Grandpa

 

I can see why you'd want one
They're easier to propagate and grow faster than American Beech.
And there's that showy, coppery foliage...


I have a couple American Beeches on the property, which I cherish for their shimmery golden leaves in Autumn.
They're about 18-20 inches in diameter, maybe 50 feet tall... so not very old as Beeches go.
Many will get much much bigger, given enough time.
Volunteers, which is mildly surprising considering the soil here on the mountainside is poor, and Beeches are thirsty trees.
There are plenty in the state forest, but mostly on benches and bottom land where the soil is a little better.
Easy to spot them from afar in late Winter since nothing else holds onto their leaves as long.

 

No, that's @Gen1TacoLady 's

I will take my bacon dry and on the side, please

I'd dig a pond with you any day