ASSHOLE PARKING

The numbnuts across the street is making for some pretty good entertainment, at least for me... lol

 

Yea...depending on his timing, it can turn into...
"Dinner and a show"...

 

What is that a zamboni?

 

Driven by a jabroni

 

It's some kind of a industrial floor sweeper/cleaner.
It does not do well on inclines or busted concrete...so he had 2 strikes against him before he even climbed on.

Now the funny thing is:...if he backed it further up the drive, it levels off and it aint busted up...but then where the fun in that...

 

I think his brother lives down the road from me. Dude cant fix anything, hes had 3 or 4 lawn mowers since ive been here. A decent zero turn crapped out on him last year and he just covered it witha tarp, been sutting there since. He had a ford f150 sitting for couple years got it off property, then got a nice looking chevy truck last year about this time. And i saw tow truck dropping it off in his yard maybe a month ago. Been sitting since. Looks like Hes trying to build a deck

 

Doesn't sound familiar. I know his brother..and he's not much better at driving....smarter at least.
But if your guy's sister was a stripper down in Texas and is coyote ugly...it might be the same dude.

 

While walking the other morning I saw a woman:

- Back up her car to initiate a k-turn in her double wide driveway
- Decide that she needed more room so instead of just making it a few more points, she just backed up over her belgian block curb, onto the lawn separating her and her neighbor and put the back wheels in neighbor's driveway
- Came forward spinning the tires on the wet morning grass, back into her driveway, and slogged out head first at about 2mph

Everything above happened at about idle speed.

BTW this is on a non-major road at 730a with zero traffic. She had the width to BACK out of the driveway, but alas, no.

I watched the whole thing as it transpired and was sadly not even surprised. Sorry no pics.

 

Mine jacked up her ankle in 2004, had 3 reconstructive surgeries (year in a wheel chair) that mostly lasted 20 years. So occasionally she goes back in the boot for a week or two due to over use. Then in 2024 she had surgery, and again in 2025 9 months later. She's been in a boot, walker, wheelchair, or crutches for the last year. Oddly enough the best solution was a mobility scooter we rented on vacation because it offered protection to the foot that stuck out past her toes. If it isn't people parking in the handicapped spot, it's people so self absorbed that they are constantly bumping into her foot.

So yeah - I got a burr up my ass about the parking lot.

 

OMG the red sneakers to boot!!

I would be outside, , watching and laughing my ass off

 

Oh no a floor machine! Last job I was working had me moving all kinds of ridiclous things from junk to ballot boxes and the occasional ride on floor machine using a box truck with a lift gate it felt very dangerous riding those machines into the truck with the gate elevated and it was always on a hill. The machine would just fit on the gate and they don't have brakes it was a different style machine just slightly larger. One day I caught up with a coworker who had a walk behind on his truck, he was putting it back on the truck after he had already dropped it.

 

Some days it's lime green high tops....in 95°.
I'm pretty much in sandels until snow flies.

 

I'm with ya on that
Sandals until it gets too cold and even then I do socks and adidas flops unless it is raining/wet out
[rarely snows here]

 

Same, and in general. I'm a little protective of her since she has had chronic back issues..2 lumber discs degenerating and had 2 cervical discs replaced 4 yrs ago. She tore the left Achilles tendon in Sept 24 and was rehabbing, fully tore in March and had 4 hours of surgery in May. A year to fully recover best case.

year in the chair though, my goodness that's awful! And yes I try to do the halo thing in front of her now so hopefully if some fool bumps into me it won't be as bad.

I have a few different colours of my Vans, and the fat laces. My tie dye slides, they're just there to walk from house to pool.

 

Ok...some relavant input.
This guy was at the archery range.
Obviously needs a smaller truck.