Whatever

yes

 

Nothing too bad but I stay on the deck when I am less than fully clothed

Deer, possums, snakes tho the copperheads stay down by the creek, turkeys, coyotes

But one night . . . . IDK what was on my deck - either an otter or a nutria; probly a nutria and had i seen it, i mighta tried to kill it [invasive]
I start to walk out on the deck to smoke and I also didn't have clothes on . . .
Anyways I smelled it first - musky AF and a little rank - but it took me a second to realize it was ON the deck
I realized when I heard it basically fall down the stairs

So unless I am actually dressed [rarely] then I don't go runnin round the woods at night

 

You’re gonna get @HondaGM all riled up! FFS!

 

you spelt it wrong, its Tiffini or Tifani cause she fancy like dat

[gotta use the stripper version of the name]

 

At least it wasn't for drugs LOL

I mean, you gotta be high to do that job

But really, that is some funny ass shit - those kids will have a fantastic story to tell when they are older . . .
This one time man, I was at chunky cheese and the cops took chunky off in handcuffs

 

I have fantastic curtilage - you can't see shit in my yard
I take full advantage
Also my neighbors either enjoy the entertainment or DGAF so I stopped GAF

Also the curtilage is covered by the castle doctrine here
I made @MonkeyNutz well aware of this fact

 

Mornin' wankers

And Ms. @SRH

Where Da Fuq is @World2405 . . . . .
Time for his spanking LOL

 

I have this feeder right outside my office window, like 5ft from my face
Been filling it with SugarCrack almost a 1:1 ratio
These guys!!!!
Most of the week it was 4 of em fighting
Now it is like 10!!!
They keep fanning their tails and trying to impale one another
Fun AF to watch

 

1:1? They on sugar high

 

Yea . . . .
So I cut it back to 1:4 and they just chugged the fuck outta it
So I slowly dialed it back from 1:3 to 1:2 - now it is somewhere between 1:1 and 1:2 so I don't have to refill it every like 12hr

I had one juvinile male that sat on top of the feeder and guarded it all one day - that sloweed them down . . .
He is still around but he stopped the resource hogging

But seriously, there are like 10 of em trying to strike each other
I went out and stood in the front yard and watched em - crazy - there isn't a lot of space out there so it is easy to see them maneuver between the house and the woods

 

Ms. Applejack

 

Sir

 

Morning

Whatcha up to today?

 

Need to go to Walmart before it gets busy

I'm just draggin this cloudy/rainy mornin

 

Rando

 

That’s one ugly cat…

 

I love log.

 

Brandywine Halloween In July is hitting. Sweet, juicy, peach ring notes.

What a start to Saturday.

 

Check for asshole parkers. Report back if ya get some. Or if you see any noteworthy Walmartians.