1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Miguel is a good name

 

I sharted the other night reading a bedtime story to my 5 yr old daughter, she will not let me live it down and tells everyone about how I tooted and had to run to the bathroom to change my underwear. Pretty sure it’s going to haunt me the rest of my life

 

I mean..now it will

 

Monkey hiked with Miguel... not bad...

bwahahahahahaha omga; at leas you were at home; my girl had to wash her jean shorts in the burger king bathroom after disposing her underwear -- plus her daughter didn't bring her the clean pair from the car -- plus it was an open bathroom, not a single hole...but yah, you'll still never live that one down...

for sure now...

 

i heard her and Rebecca laughing like crazy at the dinner table while I was washing dishes the next day, I walked over and was like what’s so funny

‘I told mommy how you pooped your pants!!’

fml

 

The LT never forgets

 

The great part is you can swap between Miguel, Michael and Michele . Its all the same name!

 

oh smarrrrt - now I have THREE friends. lol.

 

Got a Mexican, American and Italian friend that way you seem popular

 

Why would you put that on the internet

 

That’s insane! I think my brain would turn to mush after that long on a shift.

 

listen, shit happens. every 5 years or so some sketchy food wrecks me

 

I'm sure it would've come out sooner or later

The LT always finds out

 

Rookie

 

You get to a point where you’re so tired you aren’t even tired

 

You’re longest shift was 7 months?

 

anything a 5 year old has on you you’re better off just getting out in front of it before they have the chance to tell the world their version first

 

Did 8 for my second deployment, first one was 7

 

Worst part is, one of my buddies was on restriction and got busted down in rank for something stupid he did that went viral

So when we got back to CONUS, he wasn't allowed to go on leave like the rest of us

 

That's because you are at 7,300ft above sea level