Whatever

Truck and Camry are good...

WRX is gonna need some new meats though

 

I like those-20 days when you’re nostrils stick together

 

Coming to a street near you!

 

Selling shit on FB Marketplace is like volunteering for a social experiment run by meth heads.

I listed a microwave for $50. Within 12 seconds my inbox looked like I was giving away crack rocks dipped in Jesus blood. First message “Is this available?” YES, Deborah. It was available 14 seconds ago when you asked, and it’s still available now that you ghosted me like my father.

Then come the bargain hunters. “Will you take $5, a coupon for Jiffy Lube, and a handful of my ex husband’s ashes?” NO, BRENDA. I don’t want your cremation starter kit. I said fifty bucks..

And why does everyone’s pickup plan sound like an FBI sting? Them “I’ll be there at 6.” Me “Cool.” 6 o’clock hits. Nothing. 7 o’clock. “Sorry, my cousin got locked up.” BITCH, what does that have to do with my microwave?

Finally, they show up in a Prius the size of a lunchbox. Six grown adults hop out like it’s Cirque du Soleil.. trying to shove a microwave, two kids, and a pit bull into the backseat. Grandma’s smoking a Virginia Slim, the baby’s chewing on my extension cord. Whole scene looked like an episode of Intervention.

At that point I don’t even want the fucking money. Just take it. Take the microwave, take my soul, take the ghost of every bad decision that led me here.

Marketplace ain’t about selling shit. It’s a psychological test to see how far you’ll go for gas money before you set your house on fire.

 

80⁰ here…..fuck all y’all!

 

Hey, try Craigslist next time…

 

Not much better...

 

Story time by NoOne for yesterday…

I was working all over the place yesterday and ended up downtown New Orleans at lunch. I hit up the grocery that has a hot bar. On my way in from the parking lot a guy looking pretty bad off asked for something to eat. I agreed “I’d see what I could do”. I made a plate of red beans and rice, smoked sausage and jambalaya. I made a plate of pork sausage and a bunch of buffalo wings drummettes for myself. Water, Iced Tea, etc. I head out and the guy is gone, but I see security there. I guess they shoo-ed him. I’ll probably find him outside the gates. I exit, make the block and he’s gone. I make a second round and notice a couple folks around the other side. I pull up and ask if they are looking for food. He says yes, him and his buddy. I offer the plate and explanation and he says thank you, they’ll split it. I get back to my destination and I have the red beans plate… I’m sure they were either excited or extremely confused by my “gift”. I can only hope I made someone’s day…

 

Shhhhh!

 

lolololol

when it gets 'wintery' here, we just shut everything down!

 

I concur young man, uh who is the latent genius that came up with this bullshit ?

 

Mods getting restless and bored. Just be glad they're messing with just the title of the thread and not the regular members themselves. They've done that before

 

Morning y'all..

 

Get straight jacket ready

 

When it gets wintery like that here, we shut down for a month.