Royal Chinet FTMFW!

So I needed a strong and sturdy plate for this special "serving".
It had to be disposable, able to handle a load of unspecified weight one-handed, and impervious to wetness.
I settled on Royal Chinet's 8" plate

It handled 1 full pound, and did not bend under the load even when held on the edge by one hand. No leaks, drips or soak through.
I was impressed, and had to share this useful info with someone - who better than TW?
You see, I was the only one at this particular buffet - collecting a Stool sample for my Prostate exam (occult blood sample).
Hey, we're all getting older and these tests could save your life!
Get your Prostate checked now!
And don't forget the Royal Chinet !

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(this thread should generate fewest. responses. ever.)

 

Crappy post!

 

Bwhahaha

 

Love the little hat idea, but they sent me home with a kit that had only 3 slides and 3 wooden dipsticks as applicators. I live rurally and had to make do. On second thought, Royal Chinet's soup bowl may work as well... concerned about volume though...

 

Looks like this - should work...

 

just sayin'

 

Or this



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