Lewinsky and Kaczynski

　
　 lewinsky and Kaczynski​

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The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called
the 'Style Invitational'.​

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The requirements this week were to use the two words　'Lewinsky'　(the
Intern) and　'Kaczynski'　(the Unabomber) in the same limerick.​

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Now, remember, the following winning entries were actually printed
verbatim in the newspaper, no bleeps or xxxs:​

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Third place:​

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There once was a girl named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas 'Hail to the Chief'
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.​

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Second place:​

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Said　 Clinton　to young Ms. Lewinsky,
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky.​

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And the winning entry:​

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Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known,
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter,
When deciding how best to be blown.
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