Most despised person in your office/workplace

He acutally noticed the tack before he did any damage. I was watching him out of the corner of my eye while I was showing him a model. He looked down, saw the tack, and backed off the desk a few feet. He hasn't done it since.


This is also the guy who doesn't understand that you have to take clothes out of the washer before they mold. I shared an office with him for about 3 weeks, not fun. I didn't like the idea of people associating me with the smell.

 

Holy Shit! Did we work at the same place? I deal with the exact same shit.

 

And how do you guys not call this crap out?

 

This guy I work with:

Thinks he is a cowboy (lives in downtown charlotte, nc... come on dude)
wears his pointy boots to work
keeps a cowboy hat on the dash of his company van
tight denim pants that are too short
mostly can't understand anything he says (so annoying)
whines and complains constantly (even more annoying)
takes a smoke break every 15 minutes
picks his nose
whistles CONSTANTLY
smacks his teeth
shows up to work hungover EVERYDAY...
... which makes him clumsy as shit and he gets cut and bleeds everywhere all the time
acts like the company will go under if it weren't for him
He goes by the nickname "Double D" but I call him double doodoo, or double douchebag

He is the most annoying self centered dickhead I have ever met. Its embarrassing to have to install a job in a office building with him.

 

I have a helper that is suposed to be there at all times to help me run this printing press, he comes in late, hungover, and his level of anxiousness to do the job pisses me off all day long. F-ing politics keeps this worthless guy employed. Pic is me and my press.

 

Some beast of a woman that doesn't work in my dept but right across in another cubical... every day it is the same, in her shrill voice...

1. Complains about her computer not working..
2. Constant banging of the desk and going, "COME ON!!!"
3. She tries to sing to whatever horrible song she is listening to, and her voice is atrocious. Id rather listen to kittens drowning.
4. Puts on way too much perfume, so I sit over here choking.

I really wonder how the people over there stand her.