Caught someone trying to break into my tacoma...WTF

Dont waste your money on just any alarm... The guys in S. Africa know whats up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDrzMGdYWZc

 

eye gouge, ear clap, quick jab to the nose (personal favorite). rake their instep just above their ankle pushing down with the inner arch of your boot. If you want to get someone first, make sure the first hit does more than piss them off. get them thinking about something else, like extreme pain, punching them in their nose works well as long as your hit it like you mean it, I'm talking about aiming an inch or two behind the front of the nose (no more than that is needed), Break the snoz, you want blood, and tears, make it hard for them to see and breath - then do what I do, and go to work on the poor fool, keep them moving, backward if possible, keep them off balance, and do not give up ground, use explosive force, push forward, and as quick as you began it, end it. Fights are never simple math problems, 1v1, 1v2, etc. each fight is an individual event, the surroundings can benefit those who pay attention, it becomes another weapon in your arsenal. Oh, and in a really serious situation, remember, the only rule that matters is survival. in a real fight, men don't care if you kick another man in the crotch, if my life depended on it, I'll turn that shit into jam. This thread is getting me worked up, I need to go to the gym.

Seriously though stupid people who do not respect your things piss me off.

Side Rant: some guy pulled up to me and my brother last night while he and I were out looking for a bar table, so they pull up to us at a light, and rolled down their window and asked him and I if we wanted to fight. they turned left into a shopping plaza, and we drove straight, after a second of thinking about it we were both like WTF, we pulled a U-E, and tried to find them to see if they would man up or punk out (my brother and I are twins, work out very regularly, and box), but we couldnt find it. they got lucky. /Rant over.

 

I bet! Damn, pulls a gun and fires three shots...your face must have been paste white after that.

 

Wow, glad I lived on Post then. Although there was a guy in the 502 who was beat to death in the barracks while I was there. Things didn't seem that bad when I was there. How long ago was this?

 

To avoid "spooking" them off, Walk up to them and show interest in "your" truck as if it was "their" truck. Get a conversation going. Ask about fuel mileage, options....Inquire if the need help getting in, did he lock his keys inside? Once you've lulled him into a false sense of ease....It's Whack-A-Mole time. See the ball....Smash the ball....'nuff said.

 

That's slick, but you better be packin' or carrying a big stick.

 

sadly yota if you had shot him back and killed the fucker youd be in jail god damn justice system

 

Your probably better off letting someone jack your stuff than shooting them in California...gotta love being an honest hardworking citizen.

 

well i never will forget this day. it was a cold rainy nov 11, 2007.

 

sometimes i look in the windows of cool looking cars and trucks

 

Cold November Rain? Hmmmm.......You may have something there, can you put it to music?

 

Just for foxy:

There here's a good "show off the guns" pic, so imagine two people of equal stature - I was hiking up in Greenland when this pic was snapped. I do enjoy a good fight, but I think my last post makes me sound a bit like I have some rage issues or something haha. I really do hate stupid people.

 

A few years ago I was working on my old car. I had the hood up and the tools were in the trunk, which I had open. These kids drove by in a car, stopped, one of them got out and was clearly coming to get my tool box. I just stood up and asked him if he was looking for something. Boy was he surprised. Crap like that pisses me off. Its a BIGGG problem here. There is a local flea market. 50% of the stuff there is stolen. Nice bicycles, car stereos, contractor tools, laptops, cameras, you name it. The people buying the stuff piss me off more. You'll see a table with crowds of people gathered around it. You'll also see kids pushing bikes they've obviously stolen, selling them to the "dealers" at the flea market. Its pretty unreal, and NOTHING Is ever down about it.

 

I say catch em and keep them. If I caught someone trying to break into my truck, you can bet they will be spending sometime in my basement tied to a chair. I would let them sit there long enough to think about their mistake and maybe learn something. Or just put them down the well. "It puts the lotion on its skin".

 

Your probably going to want to lay low for a while.

 

"I saw that, your probably wanted for murder..."

Great movie.