21st Birthday Ideas

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Then you can ditch your friends and head to the back off the bar and drink a whole bottle of whisky while doin coke off the strippers ass. It will be a unforgettable night

 

1. Start with a Que at the party house (I would go to a friends, so you dont have to clean anything up!)
2. Call some sluty female friends and tell them it's your birthday (have plenty of girlie drinks to get them drunk).
3. Play some Texas Hold'em and if you're any good step 4 will apply.
4. Take your winnings from Hold'em and buy yourself a few lap dances at the local Strip Bar (I would try to go to the All Nude club if possible.....the chicks are usually a little more adventurous heck you might get lucky - "Stinky Pinky or the Shocker" ).
5. Return home after a night of drinking and hopefully a night of scoring (make sure you wash your hands) and bust out the Rock Band or Guitar Hero and challenge the rest of your drunk buddies.


Or if you were closer to the border, I would just go to "Boyz Town".

Wake up the next day and think about the past 21 yrs of your life.......its only going to get faster. So enjoy it!

 

^^Good plan just make sure when you wake up your still a bachelor..