Another one of those funny emails

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Dear Alan:

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my
husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a
mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a
halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I
couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's
daughter. I am 41, my husband is 44, and the neighbor's daughter is 22.



We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and
admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told
him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago
and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love
him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become
increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get
through to him anymore.



Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Sheila







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Dear Sheila:



A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris
in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the
intake manifold and also check all grounding wires.

If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel
pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.



I hope this helps,

Alan

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must say that if I had written an advice column... and I got that... woulda done the same... lol
got another one for ya...

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened
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Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00

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When

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The postal authorities received the letter to: God , USA , they decided to send it to the President.

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The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.

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The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

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The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:

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Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through

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Washington, DC, and those assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes​

 

Make sure that when you sell your house you do it right.... Full Disclosure... dont want anything coming back to bite you in the a$$

 

Wise man once say "He who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger".... someone will be using that later today whether they like it or not... lol