Corrupt a Wish Game

Done except paying attention this made you miss 5:00 now you're stuck waiting for the next one.

I think this lady here would wish me to get off my computer now.

 

Haha, good one!

Done, you're off the computer and have nothing else to do to occupy your time...

I wish things weren't so damn expensive!

 

Done now everyone works for free because everything is free and the world comes to an end because no one wants to work (smooth move)


I wish toyota would give me my truck!!!! the way I want it!!! (fixed)

 

Granted, except they thought you saying "Your way" you meant you wanted Burger King, so they said you can "have it your way" and gave you a whopper, a really, really expensive whopper.

I wish I could fall asleep.

 

Granted you have a night terror and piss the bed.

I wish it snowed in Baghdad.

 

Granted, but now it will never stop snowing.

I wish I had a supra

 

You wake up tomorrow and poof! Your Tacoma is gone and in it's place is a 1989 Toyota Supra, blown heads, no transmission and the body has more rust than paint.

I wish the Patriots would win the Super Bowl.

 

Granted. There's no possible negative out come.


I wish I could register my taco already.

 

Granted, you now have to pay a $400 excise tax and a $200 registration fee, the sales tax was never acounted for and you are on the line for another $2,100.

I wish my student loans were paid off....

 

Granted, but now you owe the russian mafia your service for 14 years

I wish I didn't live in NY

 

granted, but now you live in siberia.


i wish my dog would learn how to use the bathroom outside.