Cheeziest pickup lines

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After a few dates with a girl that you don't like but think her friend is hot...
"Hey (insert name) so i'm not really feeling it, but i think (insert name) is nice, could i have her number?"
...has worked for me exactly 0 for 2

 

ok this isn't cheezy but it might be. i got this from a comedian.

tell a girl you've never been able to get off on oral sex. (this will spark interest because every girl thinks they give the best head.)

HER: oh you've never had me go down on you.

YOU: please i know you couldn't get me off.

HER: oh yeah i could give you the best blow job of your life.

YOU: no you couldn't

HER: yeah well watch me.

YOU: well ok.

so in a few minutes your done and she laughs

HER: ha ha i got you

YOU: you sure did boy do i have egg on my face. and you have cum on yours.

 

what is he a fucking cannibal what's wrong with him

 

That would work better than the others.

 

good to know

anyway

hey sexy lady how U doin??

 

well... hello... she can give us the best lines of all.... btw what do you look like... always interested to see a woman interested in trucks..

 

This works to break the ice if you dont know if the girl is married or not...

"Hey, You're Brain's wife arent you?"

A buddy of mine introduced me to a complete stranger one time in a bar and this line worked for him...

He took me over to this girl and said.."Hey, Id like you to meet my future ex-wife"

For some reason she thought it was funny...

 

My feelings for you are like diarrhea, I just can't hold 'em in.