Odd Things Said by Wife or GF ?!?

While at Hardee's she asked the person taking her order, "What comes on a steak, egg & cheese biscuit." He looked at me & I just shrugged my shoulders.

 

The oddest thing my wife ever said is "I Do"

 

GF: blah blah blah blah blah suffercate.
Me: Babe it's suff-O-cate
GF: Why are you being an asshole?
There's no suicide emoticon but if there was, I'd use it here.

 

I thought that's what it was about!

 

I have a friend who was applying for a job as a 911 operator. One question they had was if you were willing to work midnights. She said, "I didn't realize they were open 24 hours."

 

Haha..
That is something I would do and she would totally fall for it.

 

I was talking to my girlfriend about the diamondbacks game last week and explaining to her that there was an incident where the "benches cleared" .. she replies with this:

"well where did all of the players go?"

Sometimes they are so cute... Sometimes.

 

lolol!! ^^

 

sitting at dinner in a restaurant with the GF, she leans over real close and says, i found out today that pickles are cucumbers! we're 20 years old

 

Edited. Thank you very much!

 

I've had plenty of blonde moments myself but I'm not sharing LOL

But I will enjoy the entertainment.

 

My grandma was visiting one summer and we had chickens and they were producing a bunch of eggs. When we asked if she wanted eggs for breakfast she says

GMA-"I don't eat eggs that come from chickens!"
Mom Dad and I all look at each other and in the most serious tone ever I ask "Then where do your eggs come from?"

GMA- "The store duh!" then she final realized what she said and we all were on the floor rolling

 

I was watching a documentary on the Kursk, the Soviet sub that sank after an explosion. It's named for the city of Kursk, where there was an important victory in WWII.

Wife walks in, and says, "What did they expect, naming it "Cursed"?

 

My gorgeous wife was born in Nicaragua.

I eased her into the ton of bricks and feathers question.

"Bricks are heavier than feathers" is what I got out of her.

I don't give a shit, she's awesome and treats me like gold.