Wife's uncle is talking major shit...

Try to find a pic of him and make a meme out of it, maybe post it on reddit witb your story.
Thats were most meme's come from I think. Maybe eventually the meme pic.will get back to him. Also cut his phone line while hes at work so he cant get on his home computer.

 

Go over to his house....burn his camaro...cut his mullet...and turn off his TV. That should buy you a couple of years.

 

Not everyone is really great at being a smart ass, you may not be. You could start a thread on here and post up the stuff he says, as many smartass people that are on TW we could probably come up with some decent responses to his insults.

 

You forgot to throw away the pantera shirt.

 

You never throw away a pantera shirt.